Technology is wonderful. It keeps us in touch when we’re on the run, zips off an important file or letter at the click of a key and now, get ready – it makes us sexy!
According to the latest techno-buzz all you have to do to fire up those sultry genes (that of course we all have) is to buy some of the greatest (and apparently body altering) modern gadgets.
For example, do you hate the way your ears look? Forget surgery or (growing your hair out) now all you have to do is pop on a pair of “gem-like, triangular-shaped earbuds” designed by Lady Gaga. These will run you $120.00 bucks and turn those “unsightly” ears into a fashion statement.
Sure…okay, ’cause when I think “sexy” Lady Gaga is always the first thing that pops into my mind. Plus, who wouldn’t want to wear a pair of earbuds out for an evening on the town?
Did you know the Bluetooth head set can make you more appealing to the opposite sex? (Forget the fact that when someone is wearing one of these things you never know if they’re talking to you or the voice in their ear). This conversation-interruptus now comes in an array of fashionable styles and colours, plus it will whisper important information to you – great, that’s all I need one more voice in my head telling me what to do.
Does your laptop make you look fat? If so give it a new “skin.” There’s hundreds of different high-quality artwork you can affix to your computer to give it some individuality and personality…
I’m sorry, why should my computer get all the sex-appeal? I’m the one who needs the new skin. I’ll take an Angelina Jolie in a petite (extra short), thank you.
Those wonderful minds of techno-gadgets have even come up with a vibrating ring. But before you get too excited, this “Ring of Tech” called the Hydra O.R.B will only buzz when you have a phone call or a text waiting. That’s right this thing actually turns into a Bluetooth that fits into your ear so you’ll always be in touch.
I must say it’s not the most attractive piece of “jewellery” I’ve seen, plus if I already have my Lady Gaga earbuds in where is this thing going to go?
Do you remember in school when the nerdy kid was an outcast? Well apparently Nerds are in style and something to brag about. If your main squeeze is considered a “geek” show the world by sporting an I (heart) my geek tee – the latest in fashion apparel. Apparently, when worn skin-tight these bragging shirts will turn heads.
Hey I personally have nothing against nerdy or geeky folks, but if I’m going to brag on the love of my life perhaps I need a tee that shouts – I heart my muscle man that always forgets to pick up his socks and leaves the recyclable items on the counter. Or better yet, after I run out and buy all those “made-to-make-you-sexy gadgets,” I can then get an, “I heart my laptop computer with its new skin, my over-priced, Lady Gaga earbuds, my buzzing ring that turns into a phone and my sexy-extra-glittery-constantly-jabbering-in-my-ear, Bluetooth.”
Of course…I don’t think that will all fit onto a t-shirt made for my new extra short, Angelina Jolie skin.