You remember when a hard drive was that time you and your friends drove back from a club, bar or party hung-over and somebody puked out of the window like every three minutes.
If you can’t understand the following sentence: “OMG! STBY! LMAO. TMI. L8R. BRB.
If people who make sentences like this make you cringe: “Oh my Gawd! Sucks to be you! Laughing my a** off. Too much information. Later. Be right back (see sentence right above this one).
You actually couldn’t wait until The Lawrence Welk Show came on.
If you ever actually read a real book voluntarily and actually turned pages made of paper. For the record, poking and swiping a Kindle Fire or eReader with your fingertip is not technically turning a page.
If you heard the words “crip” or “blood” you actually felt bad because someone was either unable to walk or they’d been badly injured.
If spam and cookies were what you ate for lunch and not something that slowed down a computer.
If you remember when weave was how people made baskets and extensions were extra telephone lines.
You thought that a Brazilian was a person from Brazil and not a way to straighten curly hair or get hair ripped from your flesh with hot wax in special places.
You remember when an apple was something that you ate.
If you totally don’t get when somebody tweets on Twitter all day long.
When “Friends” were people that you actually knew in real life and if they got on your nerves you could “Unfriend” them by simply walking away and not speaking to them anymore.
You know what 3D is, but you have no idea what 3G and 4G are.
If you think that Blue Tooth is a horrible gum disease or tooth decay or you think that a Kindle Fire is how Ma and Pa heated the house.
When Gucci was something you said when you tickled a baby to make it laugh.
You remember going to the movies and not having to take out a small loan or max out a credit card to pay for it.
You recall a time when a hoe was that garden tool in the shed or garage that was rarely used, but you know now that a ho is something that’s often used. Both can get down and dirty.
You remember when a ram was a big animal with horns like an ox and a gig was a short-term job.
Speaking of jobs, you remember when people actually could get one.
You remember a time when you could say the word jobs and somebody would not yell out “Steve! He was a frickin’ genius and innovator. I loved that guy!”